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!!! LAMERS CORNER !!! Exclusive:
INTERVIEW WITH A REALLIFE LAMER !
SN: WHAT IS YA NAME ?
LAMER: Sorry, I didn't get this one,
what does 'ya' mean ?
SN: YA IS YOUR
LAMER: Really ? It's mine ? THANKS !
SN: FORGET IT. WHAT ARE YOUR CONTACTS ?
LAMER: Oh, I have very much Contacts.
For instance every morning I use the
toilet and have a nice conversation
with my bath towel, and I can tell you
my bath towel is a very good friend of
mine. I also have some contacts to
the local police because of being too
stupid to walk and drive. Sometimes
I even am in contact with my Computer,
for instance when I am coding on my
soon-to-be-released MEGAIntro in ManxC
SN: WHAT IS A LAMER ?
LAMER : Lamer ? Never heard of it - oh
yes , I remember, one cool dude once
named me this way after I had run in
front of his car. But I think lamer is
a very nice word, it sounds so cool.
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Lamer, that is music in my ears.
SN: WHAT ARE YOU ?
LAMER : What I am ? Well, I am very
COOOOOL because I even know that
CRTL-AMIGA-AMIGA is a very usefull
key to use to speed up the copying of
two disks....
SN: HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF ?
LAMER: Well, mostly I see myself as
the future Emperor of the total earth
as regards the optimizing of technical
lavatory processes. I don't know what
this sentence means but I read it in a
dictionary and it again sounds nice.
SN: ARE YOU A LAMER ?
LAMER: Yes of course, and I am proud of
it. Very Proud !
SN: WHAT IS YOUR MUSICAL FAVOURITE ?
LAMER: Of course Michael Jackson, and
this for two reasons. ONE - he is as
often in the washing machine as my
underwear,and his face also looks like
my dirty underwear. THE OTHER ONE - I
like people who are not brighter than
me and who are too stupid to be
ashamed of this fact. THE LAST ONE is
that Michael Jackson always has this
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